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Joel. 18-year-old writer currently living in Egham, UK.
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On AO3 as THE_EVIL_CLIFFIE
Dostoevsky goes up to the counter and spends two hours frantically trying to decide what to order. When he finally makes a decision, he sits in a corner and broods for the next several weeks. He is finally arrested for loitering and taken to prison overnight. He fears that he will face execution. He is an idiot.
I think every writer/artist has that one story/drawing that gets completely skipped over, and they’d never say it aloud, but inside they’re like
'fuck all y'all, that's one of the best things I've done'
plus one story/drawing that everyone loves
'really? that one?’
I’m here for all the queer kids who are too afraid to come out to their family and probably never will im here for the queer adults who still pretend to be straight when talking to relatives or parents and I’m 100% here for the queer people who cut ties with their family because you’re not obligated to come out to people you don’t want to nor are you obligated to stay in contact with people who are toxic and queer phobic in any way
Necromancer old woman who summons the dead to help her out with knitting projects
"Can you fetch me the angora yarn? I’m starting a blanket for our Nancy’s newest."
And then undead Napoleon or Ghengis Khan or whatever just sigh and are like,
"The cream or the lilac?"
"The lilac, dearie."
SOMEONE WRITE THIS
Oh my fucking god.
Like the perfect description.
- Ryan Treadwell @Ryan_Treadwell, Development Manager at Bioware
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"Aren’t you a little hot for a stormtrooper?"
my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago